NEWS FROM THE FUTURE:
WORLD FINALLY SAYS GOODBYE TO THE COMMUNIST CHINESE BIOWEAPON
(Associated Propaganda)
It was one year ago today that the communist Chinese bioweapon, popularly known as the Corona Virus 19, took its last known victim.
While the entire world has been sitting in the lap of luxury as their state and country GDP has skyrocketed to new highs (Dow closed today at a record of 31,000), the Democratic Party-led states in the USA continue floundering in mandated quarantines, curfews, contact tracing apps, and ever present taser armed drones and special police units watching the streets and bars for improper social distancing.
The homeless in San Francisco, which in the course of the panic-demic lost 105 people, now outnumber those living in homes.
“We want to go back to our jobs and even bring the children to Sunday school,” complained Beverly Jones of San Diego, who once worked as a hospital adminsrator, but the Democratic Party Safety Police won’t let us out of the house without a buggy tracking app that logs everyone who gets within 10 feet of us — including our cat. And I don’t have a job anymore to go back to,” she added through tear filled eyes.
Economic reports show every red state in America has returned to normal and in many cases, exceeded where they had been at the end of 2019. That is, except for those clutched in the brutal fist of a Democratic Party hegemony dedicated to the destruction of America as we know it.
Democrat governors insist that they are simply saving lives. Said Governor Pritzker of Illinois from his beachfront home near Miami, Florida, “We have no vaccine as of yet, but our Chinese friends have assured us that one is in development — tested on the useless lives of their own Christian populice — so we should be good, very, very soon. Until we have the Chinese help us out like this, we must all stay home and starve to save the lives of all the wonderful immigrants that want to come here to enjoy the first fruits of a progressive society.”
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